...you answer "...Why?" when your parent reads out loud a picture that says "My imaginary friends think you're insane."
This has actually happened to me. And I answered it with complete seriousness. 1. I hadn't really heard the 'imaginary' part, and 2. I was curious as to why somebody thought I was insane.
Don't you judge me.
In other news.... today's dinner topic was: sneezes. What triggers sneezes? Why does looking up help you sneeze? Can someone sneeze without a nose (at least, the cartilage?) Can someone sneeze their nose off? And somewhere in the conversation, 'bringing boxing gloves to a cannon fight.'?? What kind of family talks about sneezing over grilled chicken? About 'sneeze particles' while eating some rice? MINE.
I have no idea wheter I'm proud of that or not...
So, that that's the highlights of my past few days. Sorry I haven't posted in a while.
DFTBA!
NormalcyIsDead
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Chris the spidey.
I'm sorry for not posting in a while. But here's a little tid-bit of my daily life in school.
In most of my classes, I sit near the window with the air conditioner. There's a lot of ded bugs and cobwebs in the windowsill, along with a strip of duct tape that'd caught many bugs on it. Well, I was bored, so I looked at all the little corpses in the windowsill until I found a little tan spider, not any bigger than a pencil eraser. I named him Chris (after a character in a story I'm writing who's gay [that plays a role in my story later on]). I found a slightly bigger spider, and named him Ray (after a charcter in my friend's story.). So, everyday, I'd look in the windowsill for my little friend Chris. I'd poke around with my pencil until I found where he was hiding sometimes. One time, I poked him and he ran into the duct tape and I didn't see him for about an hour. He came out later, and I was really happy. I have no idea why I struck up a friendship with a spider, but I was happy with my little companion. But he wasn't happy with me.
A couple days ago, I walked to my seat and looked around in the windowsill, but couldn't find him. I was really sad. I kept on joking to my friends "Chris left me... he left me....." *sniff sniff*. A little while later, I looked at where Ray usually was, and found he wasn't there either. That led me to one very twisted conclousion: Chris left me for Ray.
If you haven't read my or my friend's story, then you wouldn't understand the irony. Well, Chris (in my story [also a little spider] ) is a friend to my main character, and he'f gay. Ray, in my friends story, is the guy who raped her main character. Seeing the irony here? I choose to name my little companion after a gay character in my story, and he runs off (hypothetically) with another male-named spider. I haven't seen either one of them since. :(
Yeah, that sucked. I have no idea why I'm typing this. ButI liked my little friend (though our friendship was short-lived), and I'll always remember Chris the Spidey. Thank you for reading this, those who did. DFTBA!
NormalcyIsDead
In most of my classes, I sit near the window with the air conditioner. There's a lot of ded bugs and cobwebs in the windowsill, along with a strip of duct tape that'd caught many bugs on it. Well, I was bored, so I looked at all the little corpses in the windowsill until I found a little tan spider, not any bigger than a pencil eraser. I named him Chris (after a character in a story I'm writing who's gay [that plays a role in my story later on]). I found a slightly bigger spider, and named him Ray (after a charcter in my friend's story.). So, everyday, I'd look in the windowsill for my little friend Chris. I'd poke around with my pencil until I found where he was hiding sometimes. One time, I poked him and he ran into the duct tape and I didn't see him for about an hour. He came out later, and I was really happy. I have no idea why I struck up a friendship with a spider, but I was happy with my little companion. But he wasn't happy with me.
A couple days ago, I walked to my seat and looked around in the windowsill, but couldn't find him. I was really sad. I kept on joking to my friends "Chris left me... he left me....." *sniff sniff*. A little while later, I looked at where Ray usually was, and found he wasn't there either. That led me to one very twisted conclousion: Chris left me for Ray.
If you haven't read my or my friend's story, then you wouldn't understand the irony. Well, Chris (in my story [also a little spider] ) is a friend to my main character, and he'f gay. Ray, in my friends story, is the guy who raped her main character. Seeing the irony here? I choose to name my little companion after a gay character in my story, and he runs off (hypothetically) with another male-named spider. I haven't seen either one of them since. :(
Yeah, that sucked. I have no idea why I'm typing this. ButI liked my little friend (though our friendship was short-lived), and I'll always remember Chris the Spidey. Thank you for reading this, those who did. DFTBA!
NormalcyIsDead
Saturday, September 3, 2011
School
Yay. School. Whoop de doo. I'm so excited. Can't wait. The excitement is rolling off me in emotional tsunamis. Can't you tell?
I'm SO happy about school because of the new people. I don't hate new people, but new people bring change. And I've been going to my current school for eight years, and it's been pretty much the same until about a year ago. I don't like change. I miss they way the school used to be.
Anyway, some of the new people coming here this year had bullied my friend who had gone to the same school. So we're hoping to 'welcome' them to the Mental Ward and scare them out of even thinking about hurting our friend again. >: D
But, there are some good things coming out of next week: CLOGGING! :D :D :D
Dance starts next week. I'm so flippin' excited!
Don't Forget To Be Awesome,
NormalcyIsDead
I'm SO happy about school because of the new people. I don't hate new people, but new people bring change. And I've been going to my current school for eight years, and it's been pretty much the same until about a year ago. I don't like change. I miss they way the school used to be.
Anyway, some of the new people coming here this year had bullied my friend who had gone to the same school. So we're hoping to 'welcome' them to the Mental Ward and scare them out of even thinking about hurting our friend again. >: D
But, there are some good things coming out of next week: CLOGGING! :D :D :D
Dance starts next week. I'm so flippin' excited!
Don't Forget To Be Awesome,
NormalcyIsDead
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
'Tis my first post.
Hello, people of the Internet. I am Normalcy Is Dead. And normalcy is dead. It had a heart attack and passed away about seven years ago.
That aside, I now have an excuse for all that I may post on here. Thank you for reading this, those who do/will, those who don't, you may be able to consider yourselves lucky.
On with the imaginary show.
So, today on the east coast, there was a 5.9 earthquake. I live somewhere over there, not saying where, and I never felt it. :S
My friend came up to me and said "Did you feel the earthquake?!?!"
My oh-so-smart answer that shows off my true mind power: "There was an earthquake???" O.o
So, that's the hilight of my day today. I have such an intricate, busy life.....
With non-existant love,
NormalcyIsDead.
That aside, I now have an excuse for all that I may post on here. Thank you for reading this, those who do/will, those who don't, you may be able to consider yourselves lucky.
On with the imaginary show.
So, today on the east coast, there was a 5.9 earthquake. I live somewhere over there, not saying where, and I never felt it. :S
My friend came up to me and said "Did you feel the earthquake?!?!"
My oh-so-smart answer that shows off my true mind power: "There was an earthquake???" O.o
So, that's the hilight of my day today. I have such an intricate, busy life.....
With non-existant love,
NormalcyIsDead.
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